
The Game -
The person above you makes a wish, it is your job to corrupt it, and respond with your own.
i.e. 1st poster: "I wish for a banana!" 2nd Poster: "Granted, but its now a 16" dildo. I wish for a new job!"
I'll start.
I wish for a new duck.
The person above you makes a wish, it is your job to corrupt it, and respond with your own.
i.e. 1st poster: "I wish for a banana!" 2nd Poster: "Granted, but its now a 16" dildo. I wish for a new job!"
I'll start.
I wish for a new duck.
Replies

Granted but it has teeth for eyes.
I wish for 1 million dollars
I wish for 1 million dollars

Granted, but its monopoly money.
I wish I had a 40 piece nuggies
I wish I had a 40 piece nuggies

Granted, but it's all in your head
I wish I was a race car driver
I wish I was a race car driver

Granted! But you were Dale Earnhardt Junior.
I wish I could smack a bitch.
I wish I could smack a bitch.

Granted, but you are Happy, as in one of the 7 dwarfs
I wish the sun in Earth's solar system would explode in the next 50 years or so
I wish the sun in Earth's solar system would explode in the next 50 years or so

Granted but its in light years
I wish i had a 10 foot penis
I wish i had a 10 foot penis