The Game -

The person above you makes a wish, it is your job to corrupt it, and respond with your own.

i.e. 1st poster: "I wish for a banana!" 2nd Poster: "Granted, but its now a 16" dildo. I wish for a new job!"

I'll start.

I wish for a new duck.

Granted, but it's not yours

I wish she loved me back

Granted but its only when you wear a mask of the other dude

I wish I had a friend

Granted, but its your girlfriends husband

I wish I knew how to count

Granted but no one believes you

I wish darkwing talked to me

Granted, but it's only on facebook

I wish more people knew about CW.

Granted, But Brad unleashes his incest midget porn to at your devices to run 24/7 with no way to stop it.

I wish i had a Oompa Loopa to do "things" with

Granted but the oompa loompa has a terrible heroin addiction and you have to bankroll it.

I wish that the leaders of every country in the world had to physically fight each other once a year on live TV

Granted but it changes nothing and we still live in a dystopian world.

I wish that i had super strength