The Game -

The person above you makes a wish, it is your job to corrupt it, and respond with your own.

i.e. 1st poster: "I wish for a banana!" 2nd Poster: "Granted, but its now a 16" dildo. I wish for a new job!"

I'll start.

I wish for a new duck.

Granted but they are earned illegitimately and you get banned on the spot without even being able to use them

I wish conscription was put back into place

Granted but your the 1st one drafted..

I wish for a new house

Granted but the level requirement is 100

I wish for 1 click trains + refills

Granted, but not on this game



I wish we were all given rm status

Granted. Please insert coin first

I wish I didn't have to make a wish

Granted. But over a spotty network the genie hears “I wish I would never run out of wishes”. Now every time you say something it turns into a wish.

I wish for gang houses, gang missions, gang boost, gang skills, and overall give a purpose to having gangs.

Granted, But you can't use any of the new features

i wish i could be stronger