The Game -

The person above you makes a wish, it is your job to corrupt it, and respond with your own.

i.e. 1st poster: "I wish for a banana!" 2nd Poster: "Granted, but its now a 16" dildo. I wish for a new job!"

I'll start.

I wish for a new duck.

Granted but it's actually 10 feet with penises for toes

I wish I had Spaghetti

Granted your now a freak show
I wish to have a faster car

Granted! But now you can't find your key.

I wish I had breakfast

Granted but you now get no ass what so ever!
I wish I could maintain sobriety. . .

Granted! But now your new coping mechanism is gay midget porn.

I wish I had a life. 🤣

granted, but your penis remains the same size and grows ten small feet

i wish i was a fish

Granted, but your caught by a fisherman

I wish I could breath underwater

Granted but you choke to death

I wish I was a wrestler