The Game -

The person above you makes a wish, it is your job to corrupt it, and respond with your own.

i.e. 1st poster: "I wish for a banana!" 2nd Poster: "Granted, but its now a 16" dildo. I wish for a new job!"

I'll start.

I wish for a new duck.

Granted but it has teeth for eyes.

I wish for 1 million dollars

Granted, but its monopoly money.

I wish I had a 40 piece nuggies

Granted but they're made from foreskin

I wish i was famous

Granted, but it's all in your head

I wish I was a race car driver

Granted! But you were Dale Earnhardt Junior.

I wish I could smack a bitch.

Grated but the bitch is you

I wish i was happy

Granted, but you are Happy, as in one of the 7 dwarfs

I wish the sun in Earth's solar system would explode in the next 50 years or so

Granted but its in light years

I wish i had a 10 foot penis